Sunday, July 31, 2011
#231. Shotgun A Beer
Saturday, July 30, 2011
#129. Walk Around On An Airplane Runway



Tuesday, July 26, 2011
I told you I would return
Monday, July 25, 2011
#194. Straight Up Crash A Party
Thursday, July 21, 2011
#95. Write a Review of Your Entire Comic Collection: Uncanny X-Men 162

4. Uncanny X-Men #162
Written by Chris Claremont
Art by Dave Cockrum and Bob Wiacek
Published by Marvel Comics
"Beyond The Farthest Star"
The Short Form: Dealing with spasms of pain and hallucinations, Wolverine is hunted and on the run on an alien planet. Fighting off giant scavengers and members of The Brood (an evil alien parasitic species), Logan realizes that he and the other X-Men have been implanted with Brood larvae that will kill their host bodies as they hatch. Logan's healing factor destroys his embryo, and he vows to rescue the other X-Men or kill them before they hatch.
The Cast:
Wolverine / Logan - The best there is at what he does, being the most prolific super-hero with body hair ever.
The Brood - Intergalactic space rapists.
The Long Form:
We are now in the heart of Chris Claremont's first 15 year run on Uncanny X-Men and it is impossible to overstate how important and influential he was to the success of this title. For over 15 years he was the guiding force behind the book and was directly responsible for turning a low selling title on the fringes of the Marvel Universe into a mind-blowingly successful franchise. He shaped the characterizations of Storm, Colossus, Nightcrawler and Wolverine - and created some of the most famous and popular characters in the title, most notable Kitty Pryde, Rogue, Gambit, Psylocke, and Jubilee (among so many others). The Claremont run goes beyond laying the foundation for the X-Men - in so many ways he created the basic vocabulary and situations that are still being reframed to this day. No one offered more to the legacy of the X-Men than Chris Claremont, and while his later runs (and even later in first first run) lack the quality and clarity he brought to his first five to seven years he deserves an unquestionable amount of credit and respect.
This issue takes place after such seminal stories as The Dark Phoenix Saga or Days of the Future Past, but is part of another very famous storyline - The Brood Saga. Claremont very much introduced the element of outer space adventures into the X-Men mythos with the Shi'ar, and he's playing around in that sand box again here. This is effectively a Wolverine solo story with cameos by the other X-Men, at a time when Wolverine was clearly the breakout star of the book, but before he became the overly ubiquitous presence he is now. This is a pretty famous Wolverine moment as we see his healing factor put to one of its most formidable tests so far - fighting against the alien embryo inside of him. This is before his healing factor was amped up over the years to insane degrees and the battle is a real struggle - leaving significant scars.
It's worth noting that looking back with an older mindset this story is seriously messed up in it's core concept. The X-Men are all basically drugged and raped and implanted with these embryos. Kitty in particular is the only one other than Wolverine to have a sense that something is wrong as it is happening and it pretty clearly reads like an off panel sexual assault. This is made substantially worse by the fact that I think Kitty is like 14 or 15 in the comics at this point. When Wolvie gets implanted we get a terrible grimace as well as a literally dripping "ARRRGH!" sound effect. This particular subtext isn't harped on (in this issue at least) but it's definitely there, and the level of trauma the average super hero must go through that gets glossed over in the actual stories is kind of staggering to really think about.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
#95. Write a Review of Your Entire Comic Collection: (Uncanny) X-Men 19

#3. (Uncanny) X-Men #19
Written by Stan Lee
Art by Jay Gavin and Dick Ayers
"Lo! Now Shall Appear - The Mimic!"
The Short Form: The Mimic infiltrates the X-Men in order to steal their powers so he can gain access to a machine that will increase his own, but ends up losing his power instead.
The Cast:
Professor x / Charles Xavier - Super psychic bald school teacher.
Cyclops / Scott Summers - Love struck field leader of The X-Men.
Marvel Girl / Jean Grey - The original telepathic red headed knockout.
Beast / Hank McCoy - Brain and Brawn all rolled into one.
Iceman / Bobby Drake - Sub zero practical joker
Angel / Warren Worthington III - Rich kid with wings.
The Mimic / Calvin Rankin - Power Mimicry, Douchebaggery
The Long Form:
This is a blast from the past by X-Men and Marvel Universe creator Stan Lee written during the heart of the swingin' sixties and is it ever a product of that era - and that is not a bad thing. An entire vocabulary was being updated and discovered during this era and there is a freshness and energy that so many of today's comics lack. Stan Lee (along with Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, and many talented others) essentially created the Marvel Universe as we know it during those years, totally changing the nature of the super hero comic. Sure - the dialogue is tremendously dated and hokey but man howdy do they pack a lot into one issue! We get the debut, origin, and ultimate defeat of new character The Mimic on top of the continuing Cyclops/Jean Grey love subplot. Beast and Bobby go on a double date, the whole gang gets a supposed vacation - only Angel is left without a lot to do.
And check out that title! "Lo! Now Shall Appear - The Mimic!" At their best, Super Hero comics are a tremendous blend of the absurd and the dramatic and while the formula wasn't perfected for the X-Men during this time period (that would be Chris Claremont in the 70s) these are the building blocks being laid. This is far from essential reading, but a lot of fun for what it is. And this is the first appearance of The Mimic (who is a total douche bag here) a character who would go on to have a really interesting run in Exiles many decades later, exploring his potential as a hero. There are no dropped ideas in comics, only those on hiatus.
I put the ( ) around Uncanny because at this point the title is still just X-Men, though this is the book that would become and stay Uncanny X-Men until now.
Who Should Read This: X-Men fans who are looking into their history, and those who love that kooky Silver Age.
Monday, July 18, 2011
#95. Write a Review of Your Entire Comic Collection: X-Men -1

2. X-Men #-1
Written by Scott Lobdell
Art by Carlos Pacheco and Art Thibert
Published by Marvel Comics
"I Had a Dream"
The Short Form: Xavier and Magneto meet up at the site of the concentration camp where Magneto was prisoner as a boy in order for Xavier to fruitlessly try and talk Magneto out of his Mutant vs. Human worldview.
The Cast:
* Professor X / Charles Xavier - MLK Jr. of the Mutant set
* Magneto / Erik 'Magnus' Lensherr - Malcolm X of the Mutant set
* Amelia Voght - Xavier's hot teleporting red head girlfriend
* Quicksilver / Pietro Maximoff - Arrogant mutant super speedster
* The Scarlet Witch / Wanda Maximoff - Crazy powerful chaos based mutant (and we do mean crazy)
The Long Form:
This is a better issue than the previous Flashback issue, because it's hooked into a much stronger central premise of the X-Men - Xavier and Magneto as former friends and leading mutant politicians and philosophers whose differing ideologies have broken their brotherhood and are leading their people into battle against each other. That's hard to totally screw up. Given how intrinsic this particular conflict is to the mythos of the X-Men at this point, and how stark the difference between the two men is, charting various points along their relationship is fodder for a lot of stories and comes with a greater amount of reader investment than Rachel Summers and Sanctity for example. Even non-fans know Xavier and Magneto, so there is a shorthand that allows for greater depth in a small package. Unfortunately, this is not that issue.
This issue is about as bare bones characterization and conflict as you can get - touching on a lot of areas without ever giving them nuance or a new spin. We've seen this conversation before, many times, where Xavier pleads on behalf of sanity and their old friendship for Magneto to abandon his crusade, only for Magneto to bitterly apologize about the need for conflict. We've also seen it done better. This feels less like a missing scene than a retread.
The concentration camp is used to try and give the story more weight and provide a parable for what Magneto could become - the phrase "a man who does not remember the sins of the past is destined to repeat them," is actually used as the end of the book, so subtlety and subtext is not the goal of this story. It takes a very skillful touch to integrate a real life tragedy like the Holocaust into a super-hero narrative and have it be compelling and meaningful and that is not the case here. This is a lot of exposition and posturing.
The most interesting aspect of the book is Amelia Voght's internal monologue about Xavier. The fact that she loves him but is also afraid of him, and has no problem saying so, is an interesting dynamic that really underscores why this relationship is effectively doomed from the start and how much Xavier's single minded philosophical goals will cost him in his personal life. It says something that his most successful (and I use that term very loosely) relationship was with an alien space princess and very long distance, and basically ended up destroying her empire too. His attempts at a solid earthbound relationship (and for a crippled bald man he's had a few shots) invariably fail and it's because Charles Xavier is not as fully developed a human being as he would like to be or think he is. His unyielding focus on his dream and intensity has cost him elements of his social skills that only become apparent in intimate relationships. Like most of us, the closer he gets to someone the more his flaws come out and it's important to realize that while Magneto is definitely the more aggressive and hostile of the two Xavier is far from a cuddly old man.
Who Should Read This: X-Men completists or HUGE fans of X-Men: First Class the movie, but really, there are better examples of this same story out there.
#95. Write a Review of Your Entire Comic Collection: Uncanny X-Men -1
A) Take awhile
and B) Provide a nice overview into the form, as well as the worlds and characters of the Big 2 (Marvel and DC) especially.
This is also exciting as I have, for the first time ever, a significant backlog of comics in my collection that I've never read. I'm writing for the non-expert, but the somewhat familiar, and hopefully if you're curious about comics one of these posts will inspire you to check them out. If you want to borrow something let me know.
I've decided to start with my X-Men collection and go from there - partly because I got a lot of new comics from Max recently, including a number of new X-Men issues I've never read. But mainly because this is the book I've collected and read most consistently over the course of my life and at a certain part of the run I can follow events of my life along with the issues.

1. UNCANNY X-MEN #-1
Written by Scott Lobdell
Art by Bryan Hitch and Paul Neary
Published by Marvel Comics
"The Boy Who Saw Tomorrow"
The Short Form: Rachel Summers goes back in time to stop a fellow time traveler from changing history by stopping the creation of the Sentinels, but instead accidentally causes the problem.
The Cast:
Rachel Summers - Time traveling continuity nightmare from the future.
Sanctity / Tanya Trask - Future Judas
Bolivar Trask - Creator of the Sentinels
Larry Trask - Time prescient mutant son of Bolivar Trask
Stan Lee - Former EIC of Marvel Comics and stand in for The Watcher
The Long Form:
This is an unfortunate issue to start off with as it is not very good. This is from a special month where the entire Marvel line did 'Minus 1' issues - flashback issues that told special 'previously untold' stories set before the series started, all narrated by Marvel comics architect and general spokesman Stan Lee - serving as an actual character in the book standing in for the role of The Watcher (a bald alien dude who tends to show up in Marvel comics whenever really bad shit is about to go down in order to, you know, watch). If I remember correctly not many of these issues were very good and that has partially to do with the Stan Lee huckster impersonation leading the proceedings. Stan IS a character unto himself, but he has a distinct voice and this does not quite capture it - and having him narrate really takes us out of it. Is this really the appropriate place to get meta textual?
The story is really pretty simple - Rachel Summers has traveled back in time (again) in order to stop a woman named Sanctity from preventing Bolivar Trask's creation of the Sentinels - Anti-Mutant hunting robots which will plague the X-men for forever. His own son is a mutant who can see the future (but can't remember his visions) and his daughter was a mutant too, only she and her mother are now dead. It turns out that Sanctity is actually Bolivar's daughter, is stopped by Rachel, has a private moment with her father that he's mind wiped to forget, and then the resultant trail of destruction the two ladies leave from their battle cause Larry to believe his father's anti-mutant beliefs and drive him to finish the Sentinels in the first place.
So, it's basically a monumental fuck up on Rachel's part by ignoring details like apparent property devastation just outside the house of the people who's past she is trying to avoid tampering with. I think they cover that in like Time Travel 103, and given how careful she is to mind wipe everybody in the vicinity this failure feels less like a character oversight and more a way to force the ending to feel like it has some relevance.
Beyond the cheapness of the ending ("in attempting to stop someone from mucking up the past, we actually caused what happened!") and the sudden reveal of Sanctity as Bolivar's daughter (which has less emotional impact than you'd like in a situation like this, mainly because I've never heard of Sanctity before, and Rachel Summers is a mess of a character history), there isn't much to hold an issue together here. There are a lot of references to consistent X-mystery and future storyline "The Twelve" which was in itself disappointing. Apparently Sanctity will one day betray Rachel, so that's good to know, I guess. A good portion of the issue is dedicated to recapping the history of the X-men, like they knew they couldn't fill an issue on the story alone. And since this issue can't really change anything that took place, several characters are mind-wiped - so the emotional pay off of the story is nullified.
Rachel Summers is also always a terrible place to start a book from because as a character her back story is so convoluted as to be almost toxic. Her easiest description would be "Cyclops' daughter from a possible post-apocalyptic future who returns to our time to make sure her world never comes to be" but even that ignores her becoming the Phoenix, getting lost in time, going to the future and raising Cable as Mother Askani (what?), somehow coming back to our time and more time travel. This issue seems to take place after she goes back to the future but before she raises Cable. Reading an out of context time travel story with her in it and trying to place exactly where in her personal timeline this story takes place is like working on a crossword puzzle with very vague clues. Rachel is much more effective when all the time travel junk is NOT the focus because it feels a little like watching the sausage being made.
It is interesting to see a not yet superstar Bryan Hitch on this book, beginning to develop his trademark style - but he's not there yet. You would not likely see him on a book like this today. And this our is first appearance of Nineties X-men architect Scott Lobdell as writer. Given that he unassumingly came to define an entire decade of comics in the line, we'll be seeing a lot more of him.
Who Should Read This: Rachel Summers completists only, and mainly if you're working on some sort of masochistic research project.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
#63. 365 Day Challenge - Day 4: Colt Cabana

Monday, July 4, 2011
#63. 365 Day Challenge - Day 3: Steve Bragale


#221. Watch All of AFI's Top 100 Movies of All Time - Raging Bull
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| 1941 |
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| 1972 |
| CASABLANCA | 1942 |
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| 1980 |
| SINGIN' IN THE RAIN | 1952 |
| GONE WITH THE WIND | 1939 |
| LAWRENCE OF ARABIA | 1962 |
| SCHINDLER'S LIST | 1993 |
| VERTIGO | 1958 |
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| 1939 |
| CITY LIGHTS | 1931 |
| THE SEARCHERS | 1956 |
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| 1977 |
| PSYCHO | 1960 |
| 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY | 1968 |
| SUNSET BLVD. | 1950 |
| THE GRADUATE | 1967 |
| THE GENERAL | 1927 |
| ON THE WATERFRONT | 1954 |
| IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE | 1946 |
| CHINATOWN | 1974 |
| SOME LIKE IT HOT | 1959 |
| THE GRAPES OF WRATH | 1940 |
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| 1982 |
| TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD | 1962 |
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| 1939 |
| HIGH NOON | 1952 |
| ALL ABOUT EVE | 1950 |
| DOUBLE INDEMNITY | 1944 |
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| 1979 |
| THE MALTESE FALCON | 1941 |
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| 1974 |
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| 1975 |
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| 1937 |
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| 1977 |
| THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI | 1957 |
| THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES | 1946 |
| THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE | 1948 |
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| 1964 |
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| 1965 |
| KING KONG | 1933 |
| BONNIE AND CLYDE | 1967 |
| MIDNIGHT COWBOY | 1969 |
| THE PHILADELPHIA STORY | 1940 |
| SHANE | 1953 |
| IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT | 1934 |
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| 1951 |
| REAR WINDOW | 1954 |
| INTOLERANCE | 1916 |
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| 2001 |
| WEST SIDE STORY | 1961 |
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 |
| THE DEER HUNTER | 1978 |
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| 1970 |
| NORTH BY NORTHWEST | 1959 |
| JAWS | 1975 |
| ROCKY | 1976 |
| THE GOLD RUSH | 1925 |
| NASHVILLE | 1975 |
| DUCK SOUP | 1933 |
| SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS | 1941 |
| AMERICAN GRAFFITI | 1973 |
| CABARET | 1972 |
| NETWORK | 1976 |
| THE AFRICAN QUEEN | 1951 |
| RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK | 1981 |
| WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? | 1966 |
| UNFORGIVEN | 1992 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 |
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| 1971 |
| SAVING PRIVATE RYAN | 1998 |
| THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION | 1994 |
| BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID | 1969 |
| THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS | 1991 |
| IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT | 1967 |
| FORREST GUMP | 1994 |
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| 1976 |
| MODERN TIMES | 1936 |
| THE WILD BUNCH | 1969 |
| THE APARTMENT | 1960 |
| SPARTACUS | 1960 |
| SUNRISE | 1927 |
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| 1997 |
| EASY RIDER | 1969 |
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| 1935 |
| PLATOON | 1986 |
| 12 ANGRY MEN | 1957 |
| BRINGING UP BABY | 1938 |
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| 1999 |
| SWING TIME | 1936 |
| SOPHIE'S CHOICE | 1982 |
| GOODFELLAS | 1990 |
| THE FRENCH CONNECTION | 1971 |
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| 1994 |
| THE LAST PICTURE SHOW | 1971 |
| DO THE RIGHT THING | 1989 |
| BLADE RUNNER | 1982 |
| YANKEE DOODLE DANDY | 1942 |
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| 1995 |
| BEN-HUR | 1959 |